Ok…I know I’m supposed to space these posts out but I can’t have a blog that involves sports without making at least a few comments about the BullShit Championship Series. Well…..anyone who knows me knows I can’t go without making a few comments about ANYTHING…….but there it is.
I did basically nothing BUT play sports during my entire youth…any of the major sports. I’m imagining back to any number of late afternoons when I was playing some sort of pick up game for hours on end. Anyone who has done the same has been part of the following scenario:
My team has had the upper hand most of the afternoon and the score is say 22-15 in a hoops game…and someone looks up and realizes that we’re all in deep shit if we don’t get home to eat. (Back then you WERE in deep shit if you weren’t home on time…or even say….looked at your dad wrong…)
Anyway…some jabroni on the other team says, “next bucket wins!!” and all the rest of the sheep on the court agree!!!! I swallow my tongue, play on, and someone from the other team (probably the same jabroni) throws one in off the glass from 25 feet and claims victory. Total BS. We all know it. I hated losing at anything….ANYTHING….so while everyone is joking around it ruins the next 30 minutes of my life.
THIS is what’s happening to LSU. FORGET that we beat you the first time Alabama….FORGET that the only reason you’re #2 again is because WE beat Arkansas FOR YOU while you were tussling with Georgia Fn Southern ( they changed they're school name)….and (gasp) Ole Miss. FORGET that after all that we STILL had to go beat a top 10 Georgia team to win OUR CONFERENCE…..FORGET all of that…….next bucket wins……..
Look….if Alabama played their way back in that’s fine…but that’s not what happened. As much as I loathe Nick Saban he said once, “if you can’t win your own conference you shouldn’t be playing for the National Title.” Amen you turncoat piece of crap. Hey who does he coach now anyway?.........Jackwagon.
I can put my money where my mouth is……A few years back Michigan played OSU in a 1 vs. 2 match up to end the year and since the curse of Adeline (my daughter ) was still in full effect the Maize and Blue lost….I cried. Broke stuff….moved on. I then AGREED with those who said Michigan should NOT get a 2nd shot. They HAD their shot. OSU eventually lost to (Florida was it?) and all was right with the world….but that’s not the point. You had your shot at the title pal…step aside.
Right now I hate Iowa State….their upset of Oklahoma State ruined what would have been a great matchup between OkState and LSU…..A playoff would eliminate a FLUKE like that ruining a great team’s season. It’s amazing that Ive never met ANYONE who agrees with the BCS yet it’s still out there.
And let me tell you this. I will stick a college football, complete with the cool white stripes, up the next person’s ass who tells me the DEBATE is what it’s all about……we’re talking around the water cooler about it right?
I’ll drown you in that water cooler you piece of ----------! What do you think we’d be doing if there was a playoff??? I don’t know about you but I’d still be thirsty, drinking water, and talking trash on anyone who would listen the week leading up to the playoffs!
I have a sentimental reason for wanting LSU to win (a great friend of mine passed away 2yrs ago who was from Louisiana and lived LSU football….), but even if I didn’t I hope they win because I couldn’t stomach Nick Saban winning the national championship without winning his conference.
Even better than a playoff….they should just make the SEC Division I as I said yesterday….and Alabama STILL wouldn’t have played for the national title!!!! AAAAAAAAhhhh!!!!
Go Blue! Tell me what a Hokie is again? No..on 2nd thought……don’t.
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